Dear Bobbi Counter Workers

I know you think I'm crazy. I'm the crazy woman who keeps buying cosmetics and bringing them back over the years. I know you are scratching your heads trying to figure out what kind of scam I'm pulling but honestly, I'm not. I just can't find the right shades, consistency, formulation of make up to save my life. A long time ago I made the decision to just focus on skincare and leave all of the fancy make up alone. My bag consists of mascara, blush, and lipgloss. I kept coming back to your counter because Lucky, Bride, and more point to you every time. But I should have known better. This last time I was confident I would find something after flipping through a magazine and seeing your name again. I bought foundation, concealer, and corrector in hopes of finding the perfect combo for wedding photos. I was already prepared for the fifteen plus applications you guys put on even though I say, "I want a natural look", over and over. My fears were solidified when I came home, walked up the stairs to Raul and he greeted me with, "Woah, what's on your face?". After four face washings, all of the make up was gone. Even when I put on my version of natural, the foundation shade was off and made me look red and shiny.

So yes, I returned products once again. My friends call me the "Return Queen" and in this case, it's true. I guess I'm just going to give up the dream for good and hope the wedding photos look great regardless.